2010

- If you worked in a sandwich bar then bread & butter would LITERALLY be your bread & butter!

 

 

 

- Pennis anyone?

 

 

 

- Dirty Dancing and Titanic are exactly the same. Cept for the bit about the baby in the corner.

 

 

 

- My new years resolution is to make Rihanna feel like she's the only girl in the world.

 

 

 

- ;( I don't think I've ever seen anyone frown and wink and I'm pretty sure if I did I wouldn't enjoy what was happening. ;(

 

 

 

- My body is a temple of doom.

 

 

 

- I hope my washing machine is fixed cause my clothes stink like wee, and I'm not talking about the royal wee.

 

 

 

- If I ever have a kid I'm gonna call it Maureen and feed it only Krispy Kreme donuts.

 

 

 

- Under my dick sack,Down by my knees,On a blanket with my baby,Is where I pee.

 

 

 

- DONT BE AFRAID TO HAVE AFRADAFREADAHAVEA FREEDOM

 

 

 

- When I was young I liked my shoes to be loose but now I like em nice and tight. I guess this is growing up.

 

 

 

-I know that Solo is light on the fizz so you can slam it down fast but sometimes I wish there was just a little more fizz. Know what I mean?

 

 

 

- I think I have just gone beyond hungry. Like that movie about the thunderdome.

 

 

 

- Too legit to shit. - I'm gonna go to The Show tomorrow. Can't wait to get me one of those free Chihuahua's I've been reading about.

 

 

 

- A lot of my best ideas get lost in the anus of time.

 

 

 

- It's so annoying going to a public toilet after Dennis Leary

 

 

 

- STOP THE MOATS!

 

 

 

- My crap factory seems to have added an extra shift.

 

 

 

- You might go so far to say that I am quite inFATuated with my meal.

 

 

 

- Rappers LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE similes

 

 

 

- Why would I buy manure when I can make my own?

 

 

 

- All I know is I'm Nosferatu, I'm not gonna lie - Vampire Goodrum

 

 

 

- Monkey semen, monkey poo.

 

 

 

- I wish my bowels loved dried fruit as much as my mouth.

 

 

 

- Just live your life, hey ey eee ay eey ey eyy, sabadaba da pip yowl - Rihanna

 

 

 

- Is Bieber fever contagiuos cause I think I got it all over my dick.

 

 

 

- Would you chicks mind if I start calling you broads? And would you actually prefer it?

 

 

 

- I can't tell if my deodorant smells like b.o. or if my b.o. smells like deodorant.

 

 

 

- I find clothing so material.

 

 

 

- Snoop dogg is well known for his smooth flow.

 

 

 

- Unisex toilets?! It's feminism gone mad!!

 

 

 

- Will eat for food.

 

 

 

- Why the hell are you guys having a meeting in the toilet? Can't you see I'm pooing here?! Well actually, I hope you can't see

 

 

 

- I love a sunburnt country, the man from snowy river.

 

 

 

- That Prince William, isn't he just so CHAAAAARMING!

 

 

 

- If looks could poo, I'd never poo on you again

 

 

 

- If I was gonna be stuck on a desert island I would bring coconuts, LOTS of coconuts.

 

 

 

- No man is an island, cept for me. I'm Long Island. You're short island.

 

 

 

- Tell ya what guys being a renagade sure makes ya sleepy

 

 

 

- The Clean Boys latest hit "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I wanna die" coming to an annoying night with Nick and Matt near you!

 

 

 

- Am I getting more manly as I get older or more Dee Why? That's a gag for the Sydney types.

 

 

 

- If you are amoung the very bum at fart.