2009

- Latest movie idea: a sequel to Rain Man finds Dustin Hoffman very confused after Tom Cruise dies and is reincarnated as a dog! But they soon discover dogs are a rain man's best friend.

 

Title: "Rain Man 2: When It Rains It Paws"

 

- ive gotta stop playing with this bluetak, its making my fingers all sticky

 

- Tell ya what guys being a renagade sure makes ya sleepy

 

- Latest movie idea: 2 best friends find themselves in a financial pickle after realising they spent all their money on booze and cant pay the rent. They then proceed to visit every sperm bank in the city to try to get enough money together by the end of the week. Title: "A penny saved is a penny spermed"

 

- If you are amoung the very bum at fart.

 

- I'm gonna buy me some stocks in jitterbuggin. I rekon by the 30's they will go sky high! The two THOUSAND AND THIRTIES that is!!

 

- I'll tell ya what you can do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs Kelsey Grammer!!!

 

- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. What can i say? I just love going to the CLUBS!!

 

- I dunno Glenn Close, these liaisons seem pretty dangerous!

 

- What's your favourite Bond catchphrase? Mine is "shaken and stirred".

 

- Maps from the old days are very innacurate. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

 

- AAARGH! it's starting to rain and I'm outside. DAMN YOU KING NEPTUNE!!

 

- Those Bronte sisters only wrote books about the olden days. Why didn't they write any about nowadays? Stuff I can relate to...

 

- Has anyone ever thought about what the internet would be like...UNDER THE SEA!?!

 

- Things that make ya go mmmm-BOP!

 

- Cucumber: The thinking man's lettuce.

 

- Tony and I came up with this TV show idea at lunch. Basically you take that show Medium on tv and change all of her bad dreams and premonitions into positive ones. It's called "A Happy Medium".

 

- Frenchies used a lot of powder in the olden days. No offs!

 

- Latest movie idea: Will Smith and Damon Wayans star in a movie about 2 friends who become even closer when they discover they are actually Siamese twins! Title: "WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAYANS"

 

- Dorit - UH OHs

 

- My market research is Field of Dreams.

 

- Im working on a TV series about vampires who are keen business men, and it turnes out that they are really good at business and become very financially successful! Its called "Business is in ze blood. ah ah aaah"

 

- POOPS NOT A MEAL!!

 

- Ok the little mermaid, I WILL live under the sea!

 

- Breakfast at Epiphanys

 

- I'll have a penis of pale thanks love

 

- WON'T SOMEBODY PALEASE GIVE THE DOG A BONE!

 

- bring me a sandwich or i will bring YOU a sandwich!!!